Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Votes:	6587
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4561
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	288	Wilderness Tamed:	18

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Emeralds Found:	9234
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Magic Items Found:	6272	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ores Mined:	6484	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	353560
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Farms Harvested:	472	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9392	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	3550

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net