Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8235
Magic Items Found:	5279	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	1718
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	275
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	157	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2642	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	128	Magic Items Found:	4390
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	169
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	7738	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8239
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	217
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Towns Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3973
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk