Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	27	Animals Bred:	159
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Items Found:	4220	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1918	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Items Found:	5149
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
New Chunks Explored:	174002	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	6987
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	0

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2361
Zombie Dances:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	199	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Ores Mined:	5059	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	5798
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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