Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️

120server, 120smp, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Australian, Australianserver, Cliffs, Events, Faction, Landclaim, Lands, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, Quests, smp, Survival, Survivalserver, Towny, Townysurvival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3508	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

AydaaCraft is a small server with tons of exciting things for all types of players, whether you enjoy grinding achievements, challenging boss battles, building mega bases or ruling an empire, Aydaacraft has something for you!

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We have many worlds to choose from, starting with vanilla, all the way to the old Skylands world updated for 1.20!

——————————————————————————————— ⚔️ AydaaCraft Survival [1.20.x] ⚔️ Minecraft Server

DUNGEONS!

Battle our tough new boss mobs in custom and challenging dungeons, fight your way through small bad guys to a big boss arena! Team up with friends for the ultimate fight and a chance to get some seriously good loot!

CUSTOM MOBS!

Offering a new challenge to survival is Tiered Mobs,Also known as Elites, These elites range in difficulty depending on your level. Start from level 0 and steadily build up to challenge harder mobs in dungeons!

LAND CLAIMING!

Claim land for you and your friends, build up a small town together or conquer the world with Nations. War options are coming soon!

ONLINE MAP!

View the ever expanding online map, view full worlds from a birds-eye-view

[click here]

Join our Discord server and chat with other players,plus stay up-to-date with announcements and event happeningsYou can also chat to the Minecraft server to players online!

https://discord.gg/h8BkB3Q

MCMMO and leveling

Over 1000+ Vanilla Advancements

Auction House

(Sell or Auction off items for currency)

Item Vault/bank sharing system

(Store your most prized possessions)

Custom blocks and items(Craftable new items and armor)

Elite arenas(Battle waves of mobs from lv 1 – 50)

Custom link portals

(create an emerald portal with two red stone blocks inside to light it.)

play.aydaacraft.online

Survival.ac | 1.20 | Survival | Grief Protection | Economy | Mcmmo | Fun!

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Our server is the place to enjoy the Minecraft survival gamemode. We’ve made tweaks to the gameplay experience, with some custom enchantments, mcmmo, land claiming, grief rollbacks, and an economy, while still staying true to the core Minecraft survival feel. Join the server by yourself or with some friends, either way you will enjoy it!

survival.ac

Minecraft City

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Minecraft city is a Survival Economy server. So the goal is to try and make as much money as possible to expand your economic empire! Our economy is completely unregulated by staff (lase-fair), you wont get money for just being logged on, you have to earn it! Or you could completely avoid the whole economy aspect and venture out and survive on your own or with your friends!

server.minecraftcity.us

TitanMC.co

Economy, Prison

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome, to TitanMC.co

We are a TitanMC remake, owned and moderated by TitanMC originals and huge fans. Our goal for the server is to remake TitanMC to the block, whilst also adding new features. One of our new features is new quests to mix things up and add additional money to your pocket! Other then that, the server is almost exact, with some discrepancies which we are exited to work on in the future. If you are unfamiliar with TitanMC, SSundee did a popular series on it, worth a watch to learn the server. We will be launching on the 27th July 2021 @ 8pm BST.

If you have any questions contact me on discord: Eagle#5784

TitanMC.co

QuakeMC – Fresh Reset 13th January – Skyblock | Envoys | Dungeons | Harvesting & FIshing

Dungeons, Envoys, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Dive into a world of limitless possibilities on QuakeMC, your go-to Skyblock destination. Join our community of dedicated players and embark on an epic journey like no other. Here’s what sets us apart:

🌄 Skyblock Unleashed: Build, survive, and thrive on your personal floating island. The sky’s the limit as you craft your way to success.

🎁 Envoys Galore: Keep an eye out for Envoys dropping loot across the arena. Fortune favors the bold – will you seize the riches?

🏰 Conquer Dungeons: Explore treacherous dungeons and defeat menacing mobs with your friends. Precious stones are waiting for you!

📈 Player Levels: Obtain epic rewards by voting and increasing your Player Level for free!

🌾 Harvesting Scythes: Farming was never this fun! Use our custom Harvesting Scythes to boost your agricultural endeavors.

💰 Sell Gauntlets: Show off your entrepreneurial skills with special sell gauntlets. Maximize profits and become the ultimate merchant.

🎨 Custom Texture Pack: Immerse yourself in the QuakeMC experience with our exclusive texture pack, enhancing your gameplay like never before.

🌐 Join our thriving community of passionate players, make new friends, and conquer the sky together. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or a newbie, there’s a place for you here at QuakeMC.

🔗 Connect now and start your Skyblock adventure today!🌐 IP: play.quakemc.com🌐 Website: quakemc.com

Get ready to redefine your Skyblock experience with QuakeMC – where legends are born in the skies! 🚀

play.quakemc.com

LockedCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Founded in 2010, LockedCraft was a large variety network offering Towny, KitPVP, minigames, and more.

The server peaked in 2013 as the #7 worldwide, yet, had unfortunately tapered off by 2016 (see lockedcraft.com).

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Since then, remnants of the server’s community have come together via the non-profit LockedCraft Legacy Organisation (mc-smp.com) to give the server the server a final send-off.

If LC was part of your childhood, reconnect with us during the #LCReunion events (interspersed throughout 2020 and 2021).

For announcements and to stay up to date, join mc-smp.com/dis !

mc.lockedcraft.com

ComparatorCraftSMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mines Excavated:	1881
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Zombie Dances:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Emeralds Found:	5522

ComparatorCraftSMP

Website: https://comparatorcraftsmp.net

ComparatorCraftSMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players. Our goal is to try to grow a community of skilled and dedicated players to push the limits of what is possible in survival Minecraft. Here are some important things about the server.

play.comparatorcraftsmp.net

Survival-Pi SMP 🔥 Semi-Vanilla 🔥 Whitelisted

Adult, Builders, building, Economy, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, Old, Plugins, Semivanilla, Semivanillasmp, smp, Smpvanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted, Whitelistedsmp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

🏆 Survival-Pi Semi-Vanilla SMP 🏆

server

Server IP: survival-pi.com (both

Dynmap: https://map.survival-pi.comDynmap Creative: https://cmap.survival-pi.com

Website: (Temporarily unavailable)https://survival-pi.com

🔥 About the server: 🔥

Whitelisted SMP. We take building and Redstone to the next level. We also often do community projects and events.We’re a close community. Everyone knows everyone!Since 2020! Almost 4 years old!

Hardware specs:Hosted in: Germany 🇩🇪 on a dedicated and powerful server. No lags, no limits! (We speak English!)i3-10100 CPU500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD32 GB RAM1000 Mbit/s internet0 lag!

🖥️ Why “Pi”?: 🖥️

Very simple: We started hosting the server on a Raspberry Pi back in the day.However, the server is no longer running on a Raspberry Pi. We upgraded to an i3-10100 with a 500 GB M.2 NVMe SSD and 32 GB RAM.

survival-pi.com

VanillaPlus – Whitelisted Vanilla SMP – Always The Latest Version!

Abyss Quinn, Jasmeowthecat, Minecraft, Skippy87, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4690
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	4479
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to VanillaPlus!

VanillaPlus is a whitelisted vanilla SMP with an expanding community who wishes to just play vanilla with no additional addons or benefits which effect the core gameplay of Minecraft, being on the latest version of the game in release state which is currently 1.20.4.

We’ve added a few changes to make your experience more enjoyable such as a texture pack, some data packs to improve quality of life and a few crafting packs to make some of the grinding in the game less tedious.

You need to make sure you join our Discord first and then join with play.vanillaplus.uk to get a code to DM our Discord bot.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uuTfJydwTs

We welcome any community member no matter the background who wishes to have fun and come together to make huge automated farms, build amazing bases and sell their stock at the spawn shopping area.

We’ve recently added support for bedrock and account linking! Come join today and have fun on VanillaPlus!

Hope to see you on there!

play.vanillaplus.uk

Fluff Economy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

FluffEconomy is a community-driven survival server that brings new experiences and memories to players wherever they may be! We have everything that is iconic in survival from Jobs, to McMMO, Towny, and playtime ranks! We have recently reset to allow players to test out their skills once again, creating a great opportunity for you to hop right into the community and check it out for yourself!

We are also testing out new features that you can try out, meaning, there is always something new right around the corner. From dungeons to entirely new worlds, there is always something to enjoy! Consider joining our discord as well to experience the community outside of the Minecraft server!

towny.fluffeconomy.com

Essence SMP

Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	4143	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to Essence SMP! This is a public SMP that anyone can join! We provide custom enchants and new structures, as well as an economy! There is also land claiming! So if you want to just relax and play minecraft with your friends then join on Java 1.19.4! Can’t wait to see you in-game!

essencesmp.sparked.network

ReformedCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mines Excavated:	2915
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

We are a new small 12 player slot server, hoping for donations to upgrade our server player slots and server ram. This server is for mature players only, but anyone of any age can join! Plus your home/buildings will be protected due to our simple izone plugin and anticreeper plugin if a creeper happen to spawn next to your house! Now No Whitelist! No lag, protection for your creations, and nice staff! Owner: HarmonicMinor, and Admin(s): umcoolstory (me) Don’t like server because of …? Well tell us your suggestions so we can make the server the BEST! Join and Start Your Adventure Today!

108.174.60.5:25865

CoralMC

Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Potions Brewed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7394	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Come and visit us on our server, here you can find the best BedWars in Italy and beyond!

IP: play.coralmc.it Website: www.coralmc.it Telegram: @CoralMC

play.coralmc.it

ClubTurtle

Activeowner, Armorstandeditor, Bettersleeping, Chatcolor, Community, Friendly, Keepinventory, Keepinventoryon, Mobheads, Nick, Nickname, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Sfw, Shop, Sit, Small, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1506	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Mines Excavated:	3815	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

ClubTurtle is a server I created many years back to play survival with my friends, I’ve been hosting it using Server.pro and people have come and gone, but mostly only a few players stay, so I’m trying to post it online to try to get more friendly players. My wish is to have a server filled with wholesome or at least friendly players who build a community together; I want that kind of small-server/small-town feel where everyone knows each other.

The server is whitelisted for protection, on hard difficulty, keepInventory is on, and you get a few cosmetic permissions like nick and chatcolor. It is not a true survival, it has essentials and some other stuff, but no wild or rtp. This server has ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so players can join from v1.9 all the way to v1.20.4 but it is best to stay on the latest version so you can experience the newest features. We also have a heads plugin, armorstand editor, silence name tags, etc. The world border will expand a bit with every major update, and unused chunks will be reset to save space and make room for new updated biomes or loot.

If you have played on my server and like it, on the server page in the link below, you can donate some money toward keeping the server online as I have to pay for it out of pocket. I cannot use the money, it will go toward the server.

You can use nick the normal way “/nick [username] input” and the chatcolor is either “/chatcolor GUI” or “/chatcolor [color code]”.

The server is whitelisted, so if this looks appealing, you can message me on Discord and ask if you can join. My discord is turtlerunsslow.

TLDR: This is a very small server with a few players that are trying to grow. It is for friendly players who are looking for a small community server and it is whitelisted to protect it from griefers.

Server Rules: – No griefing or raiding of people’s bases. This rule is the strictest rule.– If you break anything around spawn (trees, village stuff, etc.), please replace it.– Do not build or say anything vulgar, offensive, or NSFW. Keep the server clean or friendly.– No offensive usernames.– Hacks and cheats are not allowed. (Including x-ray, bhop, autoclicker, etc.)– No eyesores or any bad-looking bases, farms, builds, etc.– The server language is English.

Server Pro Page: https://server.pro/server/9074443

Discord Server: https://discord.com/invite/SF92SYC

ClubTurtle.mcnetwork.me

DelphiCraft

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Delphicraft is among the best minecraft servers, combining factions, survival and mcMMO for a unique minecraft multiplayer experience.

Building on SMP and survival servers, Delphicraft adds the best from minecraft factions with a simple menu-based system giving you complete protection and control over your faction server lands and members.

Delphicraft also adopts the best of mcMMO servers with integrated, well-developed skill trees and bonuses, player jobs, ranks and unique custom kits for immersive minecraft RPG and roleplay server fun!

If you’re looking for new minecraft servers, visit Delphicraft at www.delphicraft.net

Join us in Minecraft at play.delphicraft.net Join the Delphicraft Discord Server: https://discord.gg/hsYfTkK View the Delphicraft Live Map: https://map.delphicraft.net

play.delphicraft.net