Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	54	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Beefy’s Minecraft World (Free Nickname, NO pay-to-win, NO phantoms)

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Beefy’s Minecraft World is where you’ll find a chill community, familiar gameplay, and great quality-of-life features for FREE.Everyone has access to the most common quality of life features including /back, /tpa, /auction, /pwarp, /seen, /nickname, /backpack, keepinv, spawner mining and more!Besides disabling common grief features, like explosions, most minecraft mechanics are fully functional, like mob farms and raids.Check us out!

45.159.6.53:25924

PixelTV

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	3823	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

216.185.114.83:25665

Stormforge

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Star Shards Collected:	111	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

-Semi-Vanilla -Teamspeak: ts.Stormforgemc.com -Pacific Time Zone (GMT -8) -Home ran -Maintained weekly if not daily. -Small work in progress website and Forum. -Based in Coeur D’ Alene, ID.

play.stormforgemc.com

play.hrotus.ro

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

– At the end of each season the top 5 factions in /ftop will be awarded. 1. 10 euros PayPal + 40 euros on the donation site 2. 30 euros on the donation site 3. 20 euros on the donation site 4. 10 euros on the donation site 5. 10 euros on the donation site

play.hrotus.ro

MC Legends

Economy, Shop, Shops, Survival, TOWN, Towny, War, Wars

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magic Items Found:	3729
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

MC Legends is a towny server released in January of 2024. In MC Legends, you can expect to find content updates very commonly alongside active admins. One of the many features that makes MC Legends a unique experience is the focus on economy. The shop prices fluctuate with supply and demand. Players can purchase stocks, buy lottery tickets, etc. Everything is carefully balanced for a truly unique and engaging experience.

158.69.54.24:23011

Steam and Copper Origins SMP – 1.19.2 – Custom Origins – Create – Modded

1192server, 1192smp, 1192survival, Automation, Biomancy, Create, Createsmp, Createsurvival, Dwarf, Dwarfs, Economy, Economysurvival, Elves, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farmersdelight, Immersiveengineering, Modded, Moddedsmp, new, Newserver, Newworld, Orc, orcs, Origins, Originssmp, smp, Softrp, Survival, update, Updated, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to the Steam and Copper, a heavily modded survival SMP, with focus on automation, economy, factions and exploration. Here you’ll find some of the more amazing mods to sink hours of playtime into, such as;

-Create (Including Create New Age, and also most addons aviable!)

-Biomancy (Flesh magic and dark arts. Who wouldn’t want to get into that?)

-Terralith (Fancy world generation, for sights that’ll take your breath away)

-Origins (Yes we have origins, yes they’re custom made for this server)

-Most FTB mods. Want veinmine? minimap? a team to conquer this land with? You got it!

-Immersive Engineering (Any tech fan should know this mod by now)

-Farmer’s Delight (And again, it’s many addons)

And many more minor additions to make your gameplay more interesting.

We’re a small community, and server is as fresh as it gets. Come, join us in this world, where age of Steam and Copper has finally come!

Discord link, where you can learn more; https://discord.gg/tSqJnuxx9y

Modpack download link; https://drive.google.com/SaC2Manual

Curseforge import link; https://drive.google.com/file/SaC2CurseForge

SteamAndCopper.mine.game:29084

Lifemud

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	96
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

* Spaceships * Towny * NPCs * Weapons * Vehicles * Extra Crops * Space * Inhabitable planets * Jobs *** NO MODS NEEDED *** LifeMUD is a server that is designed to be challenging and community operated. The towns and locations are all player built as is most of the infrastructure. This is a difficult place to live, if you think you are tough enough come and pay us a visit.

The space dimension is truly huge and with a wide range of planets to explore there is always something to do or somewhere go. We have vehicles, space ships you design yourself, weapons and custom crops.

Join us now! http://lifemud-reborn.com

lifemud-reborn.com

VR4U

Creative, Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

VR4U offers a wide variety of gamemodes including: Survival, Creative, and Pixelmon! We at the VR4U network strive to make every player enjoy their experience here and are always eager to lend a helping hand.

vr4u.shockbyte.cc

HarmSMP

PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Votes:	479
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome!

HarmSMP is an anarchy server where greifing, stealing, scamming and killing is allowed! There are rules to follow so join our discord server to read them: https://discord.gg/sKTpMQmaSv

One more thing, our staff are the friendliest people on the server so please treat them with some respect!

HarmSMP.mcserver.ws

World of Minecraft NL Lobby

Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Dutch Nederlandstalige Minecraft Server 24h/7d.

IP: lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

Online since 2010! Been offline for 0 days!

lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

HyCube

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

HyCube Network

It is a server focused on pvp and new adventures, the server currently has a PrisonOP mode with many new features never seen before. We also have a Survival 1.16-1.19 with the latest features of the Minecraft game.

What are you waiting for to enter?!

mc.hycube.us

CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

Faction, Faction Pvp, Grief, Hardcore, Magic, PvP, Raid

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Votes:	1918	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staff width= Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

cherrymc.xyz

PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Community, Shaded, Shadedgg, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

SphereCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

108.60.193.142:25885

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

144.217.178.36:25581