Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7288
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	9248
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org