Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	1273
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	9023	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Enchantments Applied:	273	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	1263
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	101741
Void Gems Collected:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Enchantments Applied:	128
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6269	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	967053	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	2250	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3674

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun