Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9443
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	890178	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Zombie Dances:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Love Letters Sent:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchantments Applied:	73	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	9260
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	74

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Emeralds Found:	6594
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Votes:	5286
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com