Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

adult humor, African American men, awkward laughter, blockquotepWatching, cultural references, family, family bonding, family dynamics, family humor, family time, father’s reaction, Funny Moments, ice cream advert, large condoms, magnum ice cream, mgtow, Minecraft, mother and sister, parental reactions, shocked Pikachu face, SMPpblockquote, television, TV commercials, watching TV

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7217	Alien Abductions:	0
Emeralds Found:	8100	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	9254	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Ores Mined:	7119
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	3573	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Towns Built:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5461

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net