Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	280
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	390396
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6700	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ores Mined:	8883	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5642
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Farms Harvested:	150	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.