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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6902	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96
Void Gems Collected:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	3769	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1043	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	170	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9812	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	195
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.