Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Crops Grown:	1391	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7740
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8903	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Sapphire is a brand new earth survival server with super fancy features like an economy, crates, teams, dynmap, cool streamers and lots more <3Join up at org.sapphiremc.net (Any 1.20 version works <3)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2203	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	276	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Towns Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!