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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchantments Applied:	101	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	127	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	765856

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7431
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	9442	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Items Found:	7060

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Farms Harvested:	415	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Animals Bred:	92
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6103	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.