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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9459	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4490
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Void Gems Collected:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	80	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Star Shards Collected:	141
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5767	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Animals Bred:	185	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	239243	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.