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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3421	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5040	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9359	Towns Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NEW 1.19 MAP! Arcadia is a 1.19 Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy server! (NO HACKING) | PVP & RAIDING | NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION |Arcadia is a well-known Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server that has existed for six years when we went under a different name and still exists to this day. Our server is designed to give a unique survival experience with as close to a barebones survival experience as possible. We offer all our players access to tpa and set homes to make the vanilla experience a bit easier so you dont have to travel far distances. We have some other QoL plugins as well. We offer no land claiming and no grief prevention except at spawn. So remember to keep your base hidden and far away!IPs/Discord: Server address: play.mcarcadia.com Discord: https://discord.gg/arcadiaServer Details: – World border is at 150k – Running on 1.19 – NA East Server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!