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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Emeralds Found:	3784
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	5606	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for a vanilla SMP server based around Vivecraft and the VR experience come check us out! Our server features Lands for grief protection, daily quests, loot crates, minigames (including a climbey course, mob arena, paintball, and more!), jobs, and a creative world. Our core plugins use chest GUI’s which makes playing in VR a breeze!Our server’s goal is to provide a great Minecraft experience for both VR & Non-VR players.Nornia- The longest running Vivecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	68	Zombie Dances:	5
Crops Grown:	4634	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.