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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	424	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	398	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

# | BlizzardMC Hey there! Looking for an amazing Factions experience? Well, look no further! BlizzardMC is the new upcoming Factions Server for the crossplay competitive scene! > **__Unique Features__** * Custom Base Layouts! * EclipticZone (Darkzone with a twist) * Custom Spawners * Superb Staff Team > __**PvP Features**__* 50+ Custom Enchants * Bosses & GKits * Custom Armor & Weapons with Custom Abilities. * Masks, Pets and Armor Crystals! * Daily KOTHs, Hourly Envoys! # $600 SC Payouts Join today and don’t miss out! Discord: https://discord.gg/uRnfwe6ZQT Trailer: https://youtu.be/kBJYnQJq4LA

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dimension Hops:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9106
Void Armor Forged:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8794	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.