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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nomercymc

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	4744
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6358
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to Plyblox Network! We are a brand new server, our goal is to become a network of different game-modes for players to enjoy. We have 2 different game-modes right now. We currently have Factions with Guns server, with additional plugins along side. Secondly we have a Towny/SMP server with an entire storyline with lore to complete, custom dungeons & mobs, custom gear and so much more. We are so excited to see you play with us. We are a professional team of staff, and looking to grow our team. Inquire within and file as application for our staff.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.