Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	263	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	77	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	260	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5018

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AwokenMC

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20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mineserver

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This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ores Mined:	2952
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.