Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Air Quality Craft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Anarchy Unfiltered

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Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	143
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

forteuropa

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FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8141
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	344413
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	542575	Crops Grown:	1026

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	94
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ores Mined:	1773	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Amazing SMP

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[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Emeralds Found:	917
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.