Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5820	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AwokenMC

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20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mineserver

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This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	50	Farms Harvested:	672
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2645
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Farms Harvested:	750	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4946	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.