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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5979 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3495 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Animals Bred: | 147 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).
Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.
So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!