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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8261 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1161 |
| Potions Brewed: | 139 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.
and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.
