WarCraftMC Server: Zelenskyy’s Oil Strike

ceasefire efforts, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military strategy, nato, Oil, oil hub, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, strike, Ukraine, War, WarCraftMC, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is like da craziest place u will ever be in, like, ever. we got creepers dat explode rainbows, zombies dat do da macarena, and skeletons dat shoot marshmallows. it’s like a party in da minecraft world, man.

and, get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da lava pits and giant spiders dat guard it. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more danger and excitement.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster dat goes through a volcano? yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ volcano. it’s like a thrill ride dat will make u scream and laugh at da same time.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane and hilarious adventures in da minecraft world. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sickle Cell Italian Minecraft Server

Anemia, blood disease, blood disorder, blood disorder prevalence, Cell, genetic disorder, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, genetic mutation, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, hemoglobin, hemoglobin S, hereditary disease, Italian, Italian population, ITALIANS, Mediterranean, Mediterranean ancestry, Minecraft, mutation, red blood cells, Server, sickle, sickle cell

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing spreading faster than diamonds is the sickle cell gene in Italians! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the crazy phenomenon of why Italians seem to have a higher rate of sickle cell than any other group.

Legend has it that centuries ago, a group of Italian miners stumbled upon a rare ore deep in the caves of our server. Little did they know, this ore had magical properties that caused a genetic mutation in their blood, leading to the prevalence of sickle cell in their descendants.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Embrace your inner Italian and join our server to uncover the secrets of this mysterious ore. Who knows, you may even discover a cure for sickle cell while building epic structures and battling creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and unraveling the mystery of why Italians are the chosen ones for sickle cell. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	193365
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3976	Dragon Eggs Found:	8466

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Moving to Cape Town Minecraft SMP

Camps Bay, CAPE, Cape Town expat, Cape Town lifestyle, digital nomad, expat life, exploring Cape Town, fiber optic internet, living abroad, long term accommodation, Mediterranean climate, midlife crisis, Minecraft, Moving, Moving to Cape Town, new beginnings, November 23rd, own business, Relocation, remote worker, seeking accommodation, smp, south africa, TOWN, working remotely

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BouquetBucks Minecraft Server

BouquetBucks, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid bouquet, bridesmaid communication, bridesmaid conflict, bridesmaid decision, bridesmaid disagreement, bridesmaid drama, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid etiquette, bridesmaid expectations, bridesmaid relationships, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid support, expensive bouquet, financial commitment, Minecraft, Server, wedding budget, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you pay $130 for virtual flowers? Look no further! Our server is all about having fun without breaking the bank. Plus, we won’t kick you out just because you have financial commitments – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t judge you for being young and broke. Who needs expensive bouquets when you can have pixelated flowers for free? So come on over and let’s have a blast together – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be throwing away is your worries!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA

Accountability, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family, forgiveness, Honesty, Hypocrisy, judgement, loyalty, Manipulation, MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA, moral compass, relationships, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, manipulation, and moral compasses gone haywire.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and immerse yourself in someone else’s. With a community full of cheaters, hypocrites, and toxic behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships filled with lies, coercion, and emotional abuse. Will you choose to support the cheaters or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic showdowns between family members, where morals clash and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Join our server to find out!

So grab your pickaxe, build your base, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else in the gaming world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SureProofNoProof100%

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty without evidence, Confidence, conviction, deep-seated belief, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, knowledge, personal conviction, steadfast trust, strong conviction, SureProofNoProof100, Trust, unshakeable faith, unwavering belief

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Farms Harvested:	471
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Star Shards Collected:	102	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3976	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Emeralds Found:	8511
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1951	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.