Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Blockville

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	9158
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

/survival Explore the wilderness, tier up, build an empire!

/factions Craft weapons of great power, improve on your forgery and acrobatic skills, conquer other factions!

/creative Share a plot, and build something beautiful together!

/skyblock Survive the void! Build and run an island paradise! Share your creation with others!

/pvp Instant PVP gratification! Bloodshed is not optional!

play.blockville.net

Survive The ByTe

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

REQUIRED MOD: RLCraft by: Shivaxi (Latest Version)

Survive The Byte (STB): Where Fairness Reigns

STB is an RLCraft SMP server embracing equality and fairness. Land claiming ensures security without favoritism, leveling the playing field for all. No creative mode access, not even for staff or the owner, ensuring a skill-based journey for everyone.

Our staff focuses solely on maintaining order, wielding only kicking, banning, and warning powers. No one gets special treatment. At STB, our community is our strength—we cherish collaboration, respect, and inclusivity.

As the owner, I pledge to uphold these values, ensuring no “opped” privileges. Join us for an authentic RLCraft experience—challenge yourself, forge alliances, and leave your mark in a world where everyone stands shoulder to shoulder.

STB: Where every adventure begins on equal footing. Welcome to a fair, competitive, and community-driven SMP experience—welcome to Survive The Byte.

83.223.204.69:25665

GlowCraft Nation

Economy, Economychestshop, Greifprevention, Jobs, Landclaim, Nop2w, PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	550	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

https://www.GlowCraft.Org

Server IP: Play.glowcraft.org

Java:25565 Bedrock:19132

Discord: https://discord.glowcraft.org

Description:

GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. This means you don’t have to Donate to get Higher Ranks or Items. We do not force anyone to Pay to Win.

Economy Focus:

We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-gamewithout having to donate on the webstore. Some of our Perks include Crate Keys/Vote Rewards/Glow Sticks

Events:

GLOW-OPOLY (Coming SOON)

Board Game Inspired Building and contests..

Main Features:

Everything in the game is obtainable with Play or can be advanced with a donation on the store.

⛏ Jobs

🏹 Battle Arena – Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon)

🌲 Seasons 2 (Released)

💑 Fully Player Run Economy

🛒 Chest Shops

⚡ Player Warps

🎁 In-Game Reward Shops

✅ Vote Shop

🎈 Pinata Parties

We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

play.glowcraft.org

Creation Nation

Adventure, Economy, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Creation Nation offers a custom feature packed unique survival server experience that is focused around a player driven economy with a friendly community that was established in March 2011! Some of the unique and custom features we offer include:

Markets (A completely custom made system, the Coal, Gold, Diamond and Emerald Markets are exclusive server markets with specific membership requirements that players can unlock. They offer 6 special tiered server shops and over 25 unique perks, many of which other servers would require you to donate for!)

Jobs (Our jobs system is fully customized and unique from other servers. Access 18 different jobs with over a hundred daily quests, a rewards skill tree with special prizes as you level your jobs and a points shop filled with dozens of options!)

Skills (You will naturally gain experience and level up 9 unique skills as you play on the server. As your skill levels progress you will gain passive buffs to 7 base stats and unlock and improve 26 different effects!)

View and track your own player statistics and compete with other players on 6 global all time leaderboards! Adventure and create a base in our massive 25k x 25k survival world all freshly generated in minecraft 1.18! As you play you will even uncover unique, fun and custom things we haven’t even told you about!

Come join us today and start your own adventure!

play.cnation.net

black cat minecraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Amazing! A survival/creative server with 1.5.2 survival and 1.5.2 creative! We are a 24/7 server and are rarely down. We have hawkeye and can tell exactly who did what, and when.There are no limits when it comes to minecraft, use your imagination on our server! You will love it here, we have been around for more than a year! Griefing will not be tolerated! We are a small but growing community.

mc.bck.me

ReflectPulseSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

this is a hardcore minecraft server with only a few rules. Don’t cheat. No reviving yourself on an alt, and obvious things like no racism. it has useful plugins such as essentials, vault, and an enhanced enderchest (nearly double and upgradeable). You have 5 lives so we suggest you join the discord to have an esier time finding teammates. Use the /revive command to bring your teammates back to life after a deathban. THIS SERVER ACCEPTS JAVA AND BEDROCK PLAYERS

reflectpulse.net

VirarithMC: An MMORPG Kingdoms Experience [1.20.1][PvEvP][World Building]

Arenapvp, Customcrafting, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Factions, Factionspvp, Kingdoms, Medievalfantasy, mmorpg, Nations, Racesandclasses, Roleplay, RPG, Rpgsurvival, Smpvp, Survival, Townysurvival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2441	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

What is VirarithMC?VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!

So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Discord:discord.gg/Zt58uErPKC

54.39.250.197:25598

EndlessSurvival

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchantments Applied:	240

We currently have 50 slots available, however this might be increased depending on server donations. You are free to do as you wish on the server, but you cannot go against any of the rules(Stated on the ‘Rules board’ within the server). We host events such as Ultrahardcore, CTF and many more which will be posted on the ‘Events Board’ within the server and on the website.

We don’t need anymore staff, if we do require more staff they will be chosen from active players on the server.

We have bukkit installed so when you build, just ask a Mod or an Admin to protect your buildings, this is to stop griefing.

EndlessSurvival.co.uk

GentlemenMC

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to GentlemenMC!

We are a up and coming vanilla/shop server.

play.gentlemenmc.com

The Colonies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Enchantments Applied:	207	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

A FUN AND FREE SERVER!!! YAY WERE ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN HERE! JOIN US TODAY! HUNGER GAMES SERVER COMING SOON!

37.59.137.196

Gold Standard

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	795	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Play as if it’s 2013/2014. Arguably the best times in Minecraft’s history. Running an official CraftBukkit 1.7.10 Jar.

Go back in time and revisit Minecraft in its early days. A classic survival server (proudly hosted in the USA) with many features whilst preserving Vanilla Minecraft and all its goodness.

Grind your way to become the richest player on the server. How about a team build or a community build?

Log4J patched at the server level for your peace of mind and added security.

goldstandard.mooo.com

STUDIO EVENT: CIVILIZATION / 1.20.1 / SEASON 1.5 SOON

Civevent, Civilisation, Custombiomes, dnd, Event, Events, Fabric, Lastlife, Lore, mobs, Modded, Newserver, Origins, Originsserver, Originssmp, Proximityvoice, PvE, PvP, Releasing, Roleplay, RPG, Simplevoicechat, Streamers, Studiolife, Survival, Whitelist, Worldgen, Worldgeneration

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	New Chunks Explored:	798595
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Studio Event: CIVILIZATION

Let us showcase your story today!

The server is currently inaccessible and we are preparing for season 1.5 -> discord.gg/studiosmp

Have you ever wished for a community that hosts modded civ events, an own modded origins smp outside of events AND cool game nights?

This is the “Studio SMP & Events” Community for you!

A warm and welcoming community offers you a special time on this sweet and (not so) little Fabric Modded Server. (Java only – sorry bedrock players!)

With always unique modpacks and a very nice playerbase we give you a place to stream, record and hangout with old and make new friends!

We also run events for milestones and any special holiday, build by our lovely team!

We do light Roleplay on our server, which relies on storytelling , focused around player characters, settlements, and the work of our writing team!

If you are planning to become a dwarf to dig the biggest hole in existence in a civ event, the best elven archer ever seen on an smp, a worldwide known cook or THE tactical mastermind.

Ready to leave your mark as hero (or villain) the history books write about?

We hope you will enjoy your journey into our server, may you enjoy your stay!

Join StudioSMP on Discord !!

Active community on and off serverLGBTQ Supportive13+ Community (heads up, most of us are 18 and older)No pay to win 99.99% active Support System (Unless dev hours)

studio-events.minecraft.bz

New Dawn

Artifacts, Connect4, Customenchants, Enchants, games, HARD, Hardmode, Jobs, Landclaim, MCMMO, Minigames, Playershops, PvP, Rannks, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

New Dawn is here to bring you a unique survival experience with fun minigames, jobs to earn you money, mcmmo to give you special abilities, custom enchants, mine artifacts, claim large areas of land, compete in connect 4 matches and much more

We hope you enjoy your time here and make some new friends along the way !

newdawn.vip

MineDK

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	8816
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crops Grown:	8402

Are you looking for a Danish Minecraft server where you don’t have to stick to just one type of gamemode? A server where you can get help from someone with great experience if you need it? Do you miss a lag-free gaming experience? Then MineDK is the place for you!

MineDK is a large Danish minecraft server with a focus on a perfectly set up hub-server system. There is a seasoned crew behind the server, who have been involved in server operation for many years. There are, among other things, developers and technicians who possess great technical skill and skill, as well as moderators and supervisors who are there to help you.

Visit our website and read more IP: MineDK.net / HubServer.dk Website: www.MineDK.net / www.HubServer.dk We look forward to seeing you at MineDK!

mc.minedk.net

InfluxedPrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Towns Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

InfluxedPrison is a custom prison server experience, from 24+ custom enchants to OP celestial enchants, robots, pmines and more. We offer a huge diversity of insane fun, which comes from our unique epic features, friendly staff and awesome players like you!

IP: play.influxedprison.com

1.16 -> 1.20.1 are supported!

» Prison

play.influxedprison.com