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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6829 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 423 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.