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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6932 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
