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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4951 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.