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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Potions Brewed:	104

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

TechCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

TechCraft, an all, brand new, exciting Minecraft server with various activities for every person! From a survival world, to a creative world, we even have a PvP world for those rebellious types! Hosted worlds are also done too, as with our example of our Skyblock world! With fun activities being developed to be available in these worlds, and a fun, social, group of players, TechCraft tries it’s best to keep you away from boredom.

play.techcraft.me

Adamas MCs Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	1348
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Adamas MCs Survival

85.131.146.49

SquadCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418

Factions Hunger Games KitPvP SkyWars Mcmmo FactionsOB Creative SkyBlock Prison HCF More features and servers to come!

play.squadcraft.net

Tekkit/Towny Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Brand new Grief-free server. have anti-grief protections set up. Towny is also a fun available option. Join my server and have a fun time no worries about being griefed and have your own space!!

209.105.236.247

ItzNetwork

Lifestealsmp, Lobby, Minigames, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	7125	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

A Network with servers such as lifesteal it is a great server to join with good community and much much more! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

itznetworklol.apexmc.co:26122

A’therys Ascended

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2

A’Therys Ascended is a Rp/PvP server utilizing the Heroes plugin alongside towny. We offer a active forums with in depth lore.

rp.gazamo.com

Forever Defeat

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Potions Brewed:	171
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Forever Defeat – Faction pvp economy shops mcmmo!!!

server1.foreverdefeat.com.mx

DarthCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	8018	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

JOIN AT PLAY.DARTHCRAFT.NET

DarthCraft is a non-PVP, survival and family-friendly server with a longstanding community focus. Players have established a great community, admins have become experienced and hosts have mastered server stability over our 4.5 years of 24/7 operation – because of this you can expect a great experience! You can join us in game and on our forums. We have players who enjoy DarthCraft from all over the world without lag – some even from Israel and many from America, allowing you to widen your understanding of different cultures.

Getting Started Because of DarthCraft’s community focus, new players are welcomed and members will be happy to assist you in getting started. DarthCraft does not tolerate griefing, and we have many skilled staff who will help by rolling back any damage caused by other players. Plugins such as McMMO, as well as the currency system enable players to strive to be the best, causing a fun competitiveness throughout the server. If you are the sort of person who doesn’t want to engage with the community, you are also welcome at DarthCraft – There is no pressure to get involved.

play.darthcraft.net

CraftPinas

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Villages Defended:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a classic Filipino minecraft server ? Well here it is ! CraftPinas Network will bring you the best faction experience RPG / Mmorpg Style Factions with Leveling System. Come and Join us now ! Tara to the Filipinos ! Let’s fly the Philippine flag !

play.craftpinas.net

Arcator MC1

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Arcator (pronounced: ɑrkətɔr) is a multi-server, UK-based Minecraft network. We offer a friendly, social environment and pretty decent admins, and we also have an absolute zero tolerance policy on griefing.

mc1.arcator.co.uk

RazorPvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Potions Brewed:	97
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

RazorPvP is minecraft with a little twist. The object of RazorPvP is to defeat as many people as you can and be rewarded while doing it with our economy system. On RazorPvP we have a very colorful map for you to play on. It consist of a Snow biome, Nether Biome, City Biome and Mushroom Biome. You can go Hide deep in the forest or even in the deep dark caves and last but not least the huge skyscrapers. You can join RazorPvP at mc.razorpvp.ca

mc.razorpvp.ca

aristocracy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	174
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	176

We Are A Loving Server Trying to Get Ready And Sail To Heaven You Can join If You Want its up To You Cya ^_^

209.105.236.232

ChillZone SMP {Whitelisted}

Active, Community, Economy, hermitcraft, Semivanilla, Shop, Shops, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Emeralds Found:	1901
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

APPLY HERE

About Us

Our Values

Farming to Builders

Some of Our Features

Our RulesWe try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

pmc.chillzone.cc

Lifecraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	2810
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

LifeCraft offers a unqiue experience of having professional staff, and a vibrant community. Our features range from: Dungeons, RPG – Aspects, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Keep-Inventory, Events (Drop Party’s, Build Events, Boss Raids, Scavanger Hunts, PvP events) and best of all, an atmosphere where everyone knows who you are when you join!

We here at LifeCraft want to offer player the best experience possible, we connect with player using our forums and Discord while simtaneously ensuring there is always a staff member on the server at all time of the day.

We look foward to meeting you, on the server!

lifecraftservers.com

MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	2273	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Items Found:	6050
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Our Server Is a Economy/Survival Server With a Great Community! We Would like u Guys to Join – 24/7 – 169 Slots – no lag – Great Staff Server has Been up for Over 2 Years! NO WHITELIST CRACKED AND PREMIUM CAN JOIN!

minecraftsmp.org