Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1881
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7407

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6579	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	1957	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633