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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 2978 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.