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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8570 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.