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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	768	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dimension Hops:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Farms Harvested:	300	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Emeralds Found:	2658
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mines Excavated:	1673	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Animals Bred:	72	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6949	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club