Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	180
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	748	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gods Slained:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9374	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Animals Bred:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Votes:	5197
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Star Shards Collected:	227	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	66	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	4796	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info