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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5921 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
