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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Eternals

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Overcraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Imperia MC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Duck Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftLands

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

[1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	842578	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Envy Block Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Supremecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	9533	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	184

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	69	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Star Shards Collected:	61	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.