Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	566
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Potions Brewed:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Realms

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.