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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	83	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7257	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Server Features – Personal Cobblemon Skins System – Seasonal Battle Pass & Events – Ranked Battles – Pokéhunt – Your Pokémon will defend you from hostile mobs & Pokémon – Player Gyms – Furniture & Cosmetics – Tournaments – Custom PokéVillage & Terrain Generation – Breeding, Trading, GTS, and Wondertrading – NEVER Pay-To-Win And many other features will be listed in our official roadmap!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mines Excavated:	4829

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.