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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3207	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Potions Brewed:	124	Animals Bred:	173

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nomercymc

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	2196
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.