Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • EDawg878 Creative

    EDawg878 Creative

    There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

    + Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Stirebuild

    Stirebuild

    Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

    There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TagCraftMC

    TagCraftMC

    We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

    – Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

    More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 75 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • End Game

    End Game

    EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

    100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

    Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 219 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RushTea MineCraft

    RushTea MineCraft

    Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

    Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

    Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

    Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

    Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Plyblox Network

    Plyblox Network

    Welcome to Plyblox Network! We are a brand new server, our goal is to become a network of different game-modes for players to enjoy. We have 2 different game-modes right now. We currently have Factions with Guns server, with additional plugins along side. Secondly we have a Towny/SMP server with an entire storyline with lore to complete, custom dungeons & mobs, custom gear and so much more. We are so excited to see you play with us. We are a professional team of staff, and looking to grow our team. Inquire within and file as application for our staff.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • karlssonSMP

    karlssonSMP

    At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LifeYoinkSMP

    LifeYoinkSMP

    LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

    • 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RebelMC

    RebelMC

    RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Vinyard

    Vinyard

    Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Acidic

    Acidic

    Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HeathyBox

    HeathyBox

    HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

    Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4208 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LifeLantern

    LifeLantern

    LifeLantern is a cracked server to play and 24/7 With No Lagg So JOIN NOW!! 355665555666677544&!!”4-!&4-;-55-;&5&::-&&&::

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CoralHaven

    CoralHaven

    – Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

    – Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RedeFaint

    RedeFaint

    Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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