Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • FrostMC

    FrostMC

    An minecraft lifesteal server. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Tavern Survival

    Tavern Survival

    Tavern SMP is a Minecraft server, with unique features. We’re a 1.18 Survival server with a unique Proximity Chat system, where you can instantly interact with nearby players. No extra mods, or clients required! What’s with the custom resource pack you might ask? You’ll find the answer to that within the Tavern. Well, what are you waiting for? Come join us!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Towns Built: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Prehistoric Network

    Prehistoric Network

    Prehistoric Network, a Survival-based server with custom Dinosaurs, armor, weapons, bosses, and more! Come join now for a one of a kind experience!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • OlimpoCraft Network

    OlimpoCraft Network

    Are you looking for a fun server, without lag and different from the others? Then you are in the right place! OlimpoCraft Network brings you impressive experiences, pleasant staff and the desire to go far. What are you waiting for? Get in now!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EnderCookie

    EnderCookie

    We invite you to our 24/7 survival server, we have: – New Items – Crates – Dungeons – Slime fun – Clans Among many things, we are waiting for you

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 6651 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SpaceLand Network

    SpaceLand Network

    SpaceLand Network is a server based basically on both pvp and competitiveness and is also notable for its game nodes. This server was created August 1, 23

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Menes Suecos

    Menes Suecos

    An exclusive server for the Menes Suecos facebook page! Access and come have fun, including through our discord

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CrystalsMC

    CrystalsMC

    We are a MiniGame server that got very popular due to the game mode “RedStonePvP” which was being updated by us. We have a very good anti-cheat for PvP Games and every best time will be looked at so that only legitimate players stay in the leaderboard. Furthermore, we have other games like KitPvP, KnockBackFFA, TNTTAG, Duels and a few more small games that sadly aren’t very populated at the moment. We have a lovely community and are moderating our server in a fair manner but make sure that cheaters are eliminated as fast as possible and we are doing a pretty good job so far.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Towns Built: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Vycital SMP

    Vycital SMP

    A fun Vanilla Minecraft server for you and your friends to play on! We offer solo survival adventures, factions, and more!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Earthify

    Earthify

    Welcome to Earthify, we’re a fresh sandbox server for Minecraft Java. You can create a land, or join someone’s land and explore the earth!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork is a Minecraft server where you can do different things!

    First; we have survival. You can survive here and we also have an economy there, so you earn money in different ways!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ArcheryCraft

    ArcheryCraft

    An exciting BoxPvP Minecraft server with an epic Pokémon theme, where trainers face off in battles as they explore a world full of mysterious creatures and unique challenges.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2400 Star Shards Collected: 189

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Invictus

    Invictus

    Create your own Empire or if you don’t like Empires, Make your own Republic or rather you can join one of the established Nations and assimilate yourself in the ambience of Geopolitics and Roleplay or fight in the Wars between great nations. Everything happens on Earth, Everything will happen on Earth.

    Map: http://play.invictus-earth.net:25630 IP: play.invictus-earth.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Paradise

    Pixel Paradise

    Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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