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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sneazy Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pure Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	4475

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CoffeeWCream

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a friendly community of Coffee enjoyers <3 if you like Coffee or friendly people then come join us at coffeewcream.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rexagon Kingdoms

Skyblock

Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ores Mined:	3619
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DCGaming Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OceanSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	284	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CenterState

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StarNexus

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Star Nexus ;

StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DragonCraft Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Skywars, Survival

Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

craftingtopianetwork

Factions, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

we are open

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PicKac

Survival

Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Era Of Kings

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

– Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	186	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlackGrind

PvP

Its a 24/7 Biggest Grinding & PvP Server Where You Can Enjoy And Play That Contains You To Join With Any Client Like Lunar And Any Version So Join Now Many Players Will Welcome You Its Safe 100% You Can Enjoy Here! You Can Contact Me On Discord ID = deviljurassic I Have’nt Upload Video Cause I Want You To Make Video And Get Yt Rank For 1k Subs! (Server Is Chrack Supported)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	63

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.