Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

artsy, Cinema, critique, film, film analysis, film commentary, film community, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film review, Fun, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, pretentious, pretentious film, pseuds, review, smp, Sorry., Time, wank

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

Boss, Bosses, Catscraft, Creative, Creativeplots, Events, Freeworldedit, Hideandseek, Minigames, Prophunt, Ranks, Skyblock, Skyblocks, Survival, Worldedit

CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Metaverse

The Metaverse is a very unique and customized server with factions, multiverse, and over 30 other plugins to keep you endlessly entertained and secure. 95% of players who join become a permanent player on our network, so quit reading about us and come see for yourself!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Clover Kingdom

Survival

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Survive If Possible (Custom Everything)

Adult, Anarchy, Anticheat, Antixray, Apocalypse, Bosses, Brackenpack, challenge, Community, Communitydriven, Custom, Customdimensions, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Customworldgeneration, Deathban, Difficulty, Fun, Great, Greifing, Hardcore, Incendium, MCMMO, Mob, Mythicmobs, new, Noteleport, Notp2w, Notpaytowin, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, smp, Smpsurvivalserver, Space, Survival, Terralith

Survive If Possible (EXTREME DIFFICULTY)Custom World Generation (6 Hour Death-Bans 1 Chance)————————————————————————————————————————–60 Custom Biomes & 3 WorldGen Datapacks Stacked14 Custom Dimensions Above & Below OverworldCustom Enchants & Loot Tables: High Risk High RewardCustom Structures & Small Community Environment————————————————————————————————————————–Dig down to the lowest block of bedrock to get to the Underdark dimension.Build up to Y Level 320 to get to the Faewild dimension. Above the Faewild is the PaxBelow the Underdark is the Nether, Below the Nether is the Sanctum, and if you’re lucky below the Sanctum will bring you to the End dimension. If you are NOT lucky you will be sent to a random dimension. Nether Portals Work In Every Single Dimension As a Way Back To The Overworld.See if you have what it takes to survive the INSANELY difficult mobs: Please Drink ResponsiblyYou Likely Have The Wrong Server: Good Luck!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

windycraft

This is a Factions/Hardcore/PVP/Survival server, the Co-Owners and Owners are Cbeast155(Co-Owner) Bagdar as owner.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PvPArcade

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!

Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!

Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2647
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HBSMP

Bliss, Bringfriends, Customweapons, Fun, Hbsmp, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

This unique survival server offers a fresh twist on the traditional gameplay experience by incorporating both Lifesteal and Bliss mechanics, providing a challenging PvP environment. Although the server features a semi-anarchic structure, there are a few simple regulations to ensure fair play. Join now, play, and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nitro MC

120server, Blocklocker, Brewery, Customenchants, Economy, Freeranks, Friendlycommunity, Guishops, Lockette, Magic, MCMMO, Nogriefing, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Slimefuntowny, Small, Smallserver, Towny, Virtualshops

Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! little PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SlimeWorld

SlimeWorld is a fun Minecraft server. We have pvp – survival – economy – donator ranks- Vote for diamonds – amazing staff and community – mob arena – warhub – spleef – and so much more!

You can also join our faction server swfactions.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lamentis

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP

A very cool MiniGame server like HiveMC! MiniGames: – DeathRun – BedWars – Cowboys and Indians – BlockParty – Gravity – One in the Chamber

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3919	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.