Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SurviveWithUs

LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Large survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Active owners/admins If you have any questions at all feel free to join our discord and ask! Thank you for your time!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The UnderRealms SMP (WHITELIST, RACES, CUSTOM GEN & LORE)

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We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! 🙂

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We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. There’s really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD HERE! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. 🙂 Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel.

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SERVER MAP

PC Only. We are based in Java Edition

As the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

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Disclaimer:We change the theme for the server every season. We have done full vanilla SMP and almost entirely modded. This lets each season be a new and interesting setting to play, and to have fun with friends. This season we are doing Races, Custom Generation, and a mild continuation of the previous Season’s lore. We have an amazing spawn area this season as the theme is The Garden. We currently have custom made plants and food recipes to go along with the Custom Gen biomes alongside the vanilla biomes.

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Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1991	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlazeFactions (SkyBlock) (1.8-1.20.4)

Faction Pvp, Factions, Kit, MCMMO, PvP, Shopgui, Skyblock

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHILE THE OWNER IS ONLINE!!Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players we wont stop until we achieve this goal. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Funcraft

Funcraft is a good server with good staff and fun arena, and stuff and we love new user’s so please join and i hope you invite your friends. Thank you and please tell other Minecrafters about Funcraft! Enjoy!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Turtle SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Turtle SMP! Java/Bedrock The one and only true SMP experience! We host events, giveaway ranks, and we’re fully free to play!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CyberrMC Metwork

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CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

FUN AND A COOL SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

McBluecross

McBluecross fast growing server with a lot of members and new players each day. We provide multiple worlds with a lot of fun. A survival world, creative world, zombie survival world and skylands!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Anarchia Mistaken

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server by Mistaken.pl is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules and no queue. This means that you can do whatever you want on the server without being punished. The server started on 04/23/2022. We associate players from the Polish community of Mistaken.pl.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Farms Harvested:	919	Dragon Eggs Found:	6215

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ThenzoSMP s1 released

Bosses, Cosmetics, Jobs, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

ThenzoSMP

ThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!

join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwiftMC – [Dungeon Adventure] [PvP] [Survival] – Alpha Testers needed!

Dungeons, Progression, PvE, PvP, Survival

SwiftMC is a survival server combined with a new take on a ‘PvP-Dungeon-Arena’.

You can either just play ordinary SMP Minecraft, or take on the Dungeon Adventure! Fight your way through and explore big PvP areas filled with Loot, Bosses and Portals. Everyone who takes part of the Alpha testing right now will get rewarded! We really need testers!

No world reset will occur on official release but Levels, Skills and Ranks may be reset due to balance changes.

Come be a part of the early alpha testing that is now going on! You will for sure enjoy this unique Minecraft SMP experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ObsidianCraft Cloud

-= What is ObsidianCraft? =-

ObsidianCraft is a top of the line 32GB RAM Intel Server with 5000 slots. Currently, there are 4 servers, Main SMP, Hardcore, Survival Games, and most recently, Factions!

Join today and experience an amazing community, great staff, and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	100	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	777005
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

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Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.