Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	162	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

aquatic beings, bizarre relationships, date, DATING, dating preferences, FANTASY, hybrid relationships, love, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical dating, ocean creatures, part shark, relationships, sea creatures, Server, shark, shark characteristics, shark girl, shark lover, shark-human hybrid, strange relationships, unique relationships, unusual partners

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	4628

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BoomerCamBlocker420

BoomerCamBlocker420, elderly father, elderly parent, family boundaries, family dynamics, family privacy, family relationships, family vacation, patriarch, personal space, privacy, Relaxation, remote sanctuary, remote vacation home, security cameras, truman show, vacation boundaries, vacation home, vacation house

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

6 months, Bacterial infection, chronic cough, cough analysis, cough frequency, cough monitoring, CoughCraft, Disease Progression, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, long-term study, Medical research, Monitoring, objective tracking, Patients, public health, pulmonary conditions, respiratory health, study, Tracker, treatment effectiveness, Tuberculosis

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AwokenMC

1.16, bedrock, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mineserver

#mineserver, ADDING, Adventure, apex hosting, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Creative, Difficult, Exploration, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode, Updates

This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

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Atoq Origins SMP

Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

Features
⏰ Long-term
✨ Events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Chill community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
What version of Java is required?	You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
Is there a long-term plan for the server?	Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.