A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9966 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 587600 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
