WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Villages Defended:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Votes:	870
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ores Mined:	6612	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	146

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Items Found:	4785
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Animals Bred:	68
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Void Gems Collected:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Mines Excavated:	3562
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	5830
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	200

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	116	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Farms Harvested:	380	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info