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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5965 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5214 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.