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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9043 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9371 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 236 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!