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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3859 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.